some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago
2 years ago
has anyone called her yet?